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•LYRICS• If you’re a bad fandom and you’re on the run You can count on the rest of us taking you down Cause’ we’re SU and FNaF never beats us We’ll win the fight And then go out for Cookie Cats! We are the Crystal Gems We always save the day! If you think we can’t We’ll find a brand new meme! That’s why the people Of this forum Don’t care about Anything Because Of memes And a tiny bit of actual discussion! If you could only know SU came first Who cares about that skeleton? Garnet is better But then we realized This fandom is trash And then the fans got involved And they started a flamewar And they started a flamewar And they pull you in! [Instrumental] I will fight for the place where I’m free So no one can drop a truckload of theories on me! I will fight in the name of Sugar And everything that she created! I will fight for the world I was made in This fandom is everything I’ve ever known! I will fight to be that one guy That makes everyone feel uncomfortable with their fanart! FNaF is against us This won’t be easy But we’re not gonna do it alone! We are the Crystal Gems We always save the day! If you think we can’t We’ll find a brand new meme! That’s why the people Of this forum Don’t care about Anything Because Of memes And a tiny bit of actual discussion!