remix counter: 1529 i forced some random AI to make a longer (and more stupid) version of it, used a terrible text to speech, and this is what i got. if you want the text (for some reason) then uhhh idk but ok: "NOW, LISTEN CLOSELY BECAUSE THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT, SO MAKE SURE YOU’RE PAYING FULL ATTENTION! TO ACTIVATE OR, AS SOME MIGHT SAY, BRING TO LIFE THE GLORIOUS THING WE CALL A MICROMOD, YOU MUST FIRST LOCATE THE PICTURE, YES, THE ACTUAL VISUAL REPRESENTATION—ALSO KNOWN AS AN IMAGE—OF SAID MICROMOD. NOW, DON’T JUST STARE AT IT LONGINGLY; YOU NEED TO TAP ON IT! YES, THAT'S RIGHT, USE ONE OF YOUR FINGERS, PROBABLY THE INDEX FINGER, OR MAYBE YOUR THUMB IF YOU'RE FEELING ADVENTUROUS, AND GIVE IT A GENTLE YET DECISIVE TAP! AND BEHOLD, LIKE MAGIC—OR TECHNOLOGY—THE MICROMOD WILL AWAKEN! YOU’LL KNOW BECAUSE, WELL, IT WILL BE 'ON,' AND THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS, RIGHT? BUT WAIT, WHAT IF YOU’VE HAD YOUR FUN AND DECIDE, ‘HEY, I DON’T NEED THIS MICROMOD TO BE ON ANYMORE!’? WELL, FEAR NOT! YOU DON’T NEED TO RECITE ANY MYSTICAL INCANTATIONS OR PERFORM ELABORATE RITUALS. NOPE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS... ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?... TAP ON THAT SAME PICTURE ONCE MORE! YES, THE VERY SAME PICTURE! TAP IT AGAIN, AND LO AND BEHOLD, THE MICROMOD SHALL PEACEFULLY DRIFT INTO ITS 'OFF' STATE, A STATE OF DIGITAL REST, AWAITING YOUR NEXT COMMAND. SO, TO RECAP: TAP TO TURN IT ON. TAP TO TURN IT OFF. YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY A MICROMOD MASTER. CONGRATULATIONS!"
