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Don't wash yourself in a washing machine you'll get eliminated in there except for cartoons and animated characters because they can defy the laws of physics and do what no man or woman can do. yes. cartoons live in an alternative universe when anything is possible in a matter of seconds. wanna take a skinny dip into a volcano? boom. now you can. wanna build a house on an asteroid? boom. now you live there. wanna harness the power to kill everything in the universe and rule the world? now you can. the cartoon universe is unexplainable and mysterious. its like bouncy in a kinda way. like rubber or a gummy worm. Some cartoons are only limited to a bunch of lines and simple shapes, while others ARE JUST SO COMPLEX THAT THE LOOK LIKE THEY CREATED THE UNIVERSE. and also. cartoons can have features that are impossible in the real world like gravity-defying hair or floating limbs detached from the body. how do the cartoons even do that? and THE COLORS. THEY GO WILD. some are just natural, boring colors that are pure possible in the real world while others.. are almost impossible in the real world to be naturally possible. for example: DANG BOI WHY DO I SEE A CREAM, PINK AND BLUE FOX WITH HETROCHROMIA IN THE MIDDLE OF SPACE WITHOUT A HELMET ON?!?!?! IT LOOKS WAY TO REAL ON. crazy, right? WRONG. cartoons go so far out that I had to recreate an entire essay about them. just wow. again about the feature one. cyborgs. yes that might be possible in the future, BUT NOT TODAY. like please explain. a raptor figure thingy with a visor for a face?!? and don't let me get started on. just a drawing. They are a concept. An idea. They have personality. They are awesome. Every cartoon has something that makes them unique, for example, Spongebob. Even though he's looks like he's an average kitchen sponge. YOUR'E WRONG. he has CHARACTER. he's OPTIMISTIC. and the best of all he cooks the best sandwiches in the sea. The Krabby Patty. Its true deliciousness is so good that even the land critters, for example Sandy Cheeks, love it just as much as everyone else does. Even me, has teleported all the way to the Krusty Krab to try this burger of deliciousness. The meat is cooked to perfection. The cheese melted perfectly into the sandwich... no wonder Plankton has been trying to steal the formula for like 21 years now... if you never heard of this show, its literally called SpongeBob SquarePants. The creator of this show his past job was a marine biologist. At least his dream of making a talking sponge came true better than ever before he died in 2019 or something RIP Stephen Hillenburg also speaking of nickelodeon there is a literal game show called Tooned In. It is a game show where you answer questions about cartoons. If they get the question right, they get points and their opponents get either slimed, or jellied. Watch it now I recommend it. Test your nickelodeon cartoon knowledge. Its a great show. Ok im done talking about this nautical nonsense. Bye bye go watch stareevee. NOW
