LYRICS: Fall into a bottomless pit Misuse the Silver Gauntlets Fool around with a Koopa shell Jump right into Robin’s Nosferatu spell Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die dumb ways to di-i-i-ie so many dumb ways to die Make random, unplanned moves Try to get through a spike-filled groove Get trapped by invasive bamboo Miss the faith plate and end up in a pit of goo Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die dumb ways to di-i-i-ie so many dumb ways to die Invite an armored zombie inside Get backstabbed by a Spy Attempt the skeleton song on Super Hard Use a Grass-type against a Charizard Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die dumb ways to di-i-i-ie so many dumb ways to die Spend too much time in the water Rush into the Nether and make things hotter Mistake yourself for Player 2 I wonder, what does the POWER button do? Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die dumb ways to di-i-i-ie so many dumb ways to die Screw up and get jumpscared by Golden Freddy Get defeated by Cynthia ‘cuz you weren’t ready Go fight the Sharks without any equipment Try to collect all those “friendliness pellets” Underestimate Waluigi They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie So many dumb So many dumb ways to die
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