It's a table. It's a tennis. It's a table tennis. (Ostensibly. It's more like two colourful blobs pummelling each other with a circle until the scoreboard notices a failure.) They give up when one of them wins 7 points. Mr. Monocle is also there to pretend like he matters. Also Copeland flags because, I can. They're from idk... two cities in the north and south? Don't ask me. Likewise, don't ask the yellow blobs, who all sit on the left for some reason. Maybe yellow is near green?
Thanks to Lookysun for starting that whole "sports" thing a while ago, and to the sport of table tennis for tennising on tables. Oh, and credit to Kevin McLeod for the background music tracks. I have no idea why this exists.