WIIIIIIIIP will be reshared when complete this is a work and progress between me and @just_Ajoke Also - @just_Ajoke surprise! mystery cat is Silverstone! for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, Silverstone is the survivor because her mate died before she did. Also, she's the only one not in the Dark Forest right now. the rest of the cats are.
Modified lyrics: Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced Beheaded Survived And tonight, we are Live Listen up, let me tell you a story A story that you think you've heard before We know you know our names and our fame and our faces Know all about the glories and the disgraces I'm done 'cause all this time I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme So I picked up a pen and a microphone History's about to get overthrown Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced Beheaded Survived But just for you tonight We're divorced, beheaded, live Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow, as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Raising up the roof, 'til we hit the ceiling Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're ex-wives All you ever hear and read about Is our ex and the way it ended But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush You're gonna find out how we got unfriended Tonight we're gonna do ourselves justice 'Cause we're taking you to court Every Tudor rose has its thorns And you're gonna hear 'em live in consort Divorced Beheaded Died Divorced Beheaded Survived But just for you tonight We're divorced, beheaded, live Welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow, as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Dancing through the night 'til the break of day Once we're done, we'll start again Like it's the Renaissance Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're ex-wives Divorced My name's Honeydrop of Thunderclan Was mated 24 moons, I'm a paragon Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Dark Forest So if you try to dump me You won't try that again Beheaded I'm Roseclaw, girl And I'm up next See, I broke Peachcloud from Acornclaw Yeah, I'm that sexy Why did I lose my head? Well, my sleeves may be green But my lipstick's red Died Sparrowwhisper, the only one he truly loved Rude When my daughters were newly born, I died But I'm not what I seem Or am I? Stick around, and you'll suddenly see more Divorced Ich bin Pinefrost of Skyclan Ja When he saw my portrait he was like Ja But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic Funny how we all discuss that, but never his little Perk up your ears, I'm the Foxleap who lost her head Beheaded For my murderous end to my wed Lock up your husbands, lock up your sons Foxleap is here, and the fun's begun Survived Five down, I'm the final wife I saw him to the end of his life I'm the survivor, Silverstone I bet you wanna know how I got this far I said, I bet you wanna know how I got this far Do you wanna know how we got this far? Then welcome to the show, to the histo-remix Switching up the flow as we add the prefix Everybody knows that we used to be six wives Come on, come on, come on Turn the beat up, get this party buzzing You want a queen bee, well there's half a dozen Everybody knows that we used to be six wives But now we're ex-wives One, two, three, four, five SIX
