move history 1: d4 + patented forcefield that only works specifically for thermonuclear bombs spanning 24x32 tiles !! (brilliant, 11 moves into the future this will be useful) d5 2:kb1Xkb8 !! (brilliant, making a kid will lead to good things) qd6 X (miss, allows eventual checkmate) 3: kb1kb8 kid prodigy ! (great, eventual checkmate on black) c7 heartbreak ?? (blunder, allowing checkmate. best move is kg8+qd8=A) 4: kb1 X kb8 love !? (interesting, delays checkmate) fqbc5 ? (overlooked an opportunity to kill kid) 5: knc4=H FORCED c4x ?? (blunder, opponent can now play checkmate) 6: The horde. FORCED oppenheimer horde ??? (Game Loser, causes your pieces to undergo radiation sickness, and the bomb exhausted all of your resources, best move was GIANT SWORD KILLS HORDE)
