Here's A Short Story. by some ai program, idk man. Chris Rock had always loved cold Athens with its clean, chubby cliffs. It was a place where he felt happy. He was a clever, noble, cocoa drinker with brown fingers and hairy toes. His friends saw him as a grotesque, green god. Once, he had even brought a large deaf person back from the brink of death. That's the sort of man he was. Chris walked over to the window and reflected on his creepy surroundings. The rain hammered like talking rabbits. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Richard rock. Richard was a wild god with pretty fingers and blonde toes. Chris gulped. He was not prepared for Richard. As Chris stepped outside and Richard came closer, he could see the freshly-squeezed smile on his face. Richard gazed with the affection of 7450 helpful foxes. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want revenge." Chris looked back, even more sleepy and still fingering the enchanted gun. "Richard, I am your father," he replied. They looked at each other with relaxed feelings, like two massive, motionless mice sitting at a very bold snow storm, which had indie music playing in the background and two grateful uncles thinking to the beat. Suddenly, Richard lunged forward and tried to punch Chris in the face. Quickly, Chris grabbed the enchanted gun and brought it down on Richard's skull. Richard's pretty fingers trembled and his blonde toes wobbled. He looked cross, his emotions raw like a bloody, bulbous blade. Then he let out an agonizing groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Richard rock was dead. Chris Rock went back inside and made himself a nice mug of cocoa. The End... now go away... since your not going away. time for some fun with stuff i made up! temmie: "KWISP!!!" kris: "what do you want now temmie?" temmie: "A HOOMAN IZ WATCHING US!!!" kris: "what human?" temmie: "teh hooman right behind u" kris: "but i'm the only human in hometown" temmie: "den explain dat" *temmie points at you* kris: "why are you visible to them, your not supposed to be visible to them." temmie: "WUT KWISP R U BREAKING TEH FOURTH WALL?!?!?!" kris: "f### now there's a witness, now we have to reset" temmie: "wut du u mean reset?" kris: "your stupid" temmie: *gasp* "ur gonna pay for dat!>:(" kris: "nope your going to forget everything" temmie: *she gasps again as kris continues breaking the fourth wall* NOOOOO!!! TEM DON WAN FORGET EVERYTHING!!!" kris: "skill issue." *resets* the end. fr this time...
i'm sorry @manuelrocks_ i'm terrible at thinking of ideas... or art:(
