{First Stanza} Roses are red, frogs are gay, So are you, there's no denying it. Racecar backwards is tacocat, I'm gonna steal your kneecaps. {Second Stanza} Don't take my spleen, Mario's gonna steal your liver. Your kneecaps, they gleam. Your body begins to shiver. {Third Stanza} You will be ceased, Upon your kneecaps I feast. Your bones are crunchy, Your toes are juicy. {Fourth Stanza} I swallowed a tree I drank the sea. I stepped on my friend's spleen, My elbow hears like aquamarine. {Fifth Stanza} My spouse left me for the tree I swallowed, Hatsune Afton is my son. Big shocker, we don't fit in, Context is a sin. {Sixth Stanza} I am a microwave that blew up I am a potato I am a hiccup I like to think that the only way to get a good job is to get a job {Seventh Stanza} Pizza pockets are radioactive I think cookies are very attractive Potatoes are truly active I am keeping you captive {Eighth Stanza} Asparagus, Asparagus, why aren't you potato? Become a potato. I cannot become one for I am cursed. The only way to break the curse is to find the one who will eat asparagus {Ninth Stanza} Jump in the soup, The hobo soup. Happy birthday To not you {Tenth Stanza} I finally found what I was looking for. Your mother's eyeball. *Pulls out mortar and pestle* Smashity smash smash. Now it no longer exists.
Thanks to GWDFI for it #GWDFIwritesapoem
