*Ok on a serious note before this, please turn your volume down so your ears don't bleed, or don't click the flag, the audio is really loud, anyways, enjoy the trainwreck. - ((*The misspelled stuff only lasts for a little bit- feel free to scroll down-)) dAvbespourt farnficgtion pdrt 1 ((aNgtst!11!1)) dabe pount of veiw: i loaf obld spoirt bhtu he no loik me, i mudst wien oovber his huert :(((((( jahdck pournt ov view; i wewly loik dabve but i am applha whith nwaur fiilelings and i mustard naurht leit him knoiw becuaejrese i wheel loose mai psodoition as alpjas male - ((*Ok this part was like the most satirical, I'll start actually typing correctly- also ditch whatever you could understand from that.)) - Dave was in the safe room, waiting for Jack to arrive at work. As he waited, Dave leaned against the wall messing with the rusty spring locks, occasionally piercing his fingers by accident. That went on for about 5 minutes and then Jack walked into the safe room looking exhausted. D: "Ey' spor- what the hell happened to you?" J: "Oh gee, I don't know, maybe someone was trying to call me until about 2AM last night?!" Dave looked to the side nervously and chuckled. D: "Haha.. uh.. my bad. I just get a lil' lonely, ya' know?" Jack ignored him and worked on putting on his (furry outfit), Dave followed-suit. Once they were done, Dave tried to suggest something, but Jack dismissed it with a hand movement. J: "Look, you have a bunch of dumb ideas that are usually relatively harmless, but I'm tired of just being your lackey for what you consider 'fun.' Just try to actually do your job for once, Dave." He didn't really have a response to Jack's sudden rudeness, so Dave just nodded solemnly. The day was pretty normal compared to how it usually was with Dave's shenanigans, the most climatic thing that happened was a child barfing due to moldy pizza. At 6PM, Jack headed home as usual with (aubergine man) following him through the bushes. This creeped him out, but he just occasionally looked back at Dave peeking between the leaves at him and didn't say anything about it. When he got home, he locked the door in an attempt to keep Dave out. Later in the night, he woke up to the (aubergine man) watching him sleep. J: "Are you kidding me. Stop breathing on me, you smell like sardines." D: "C'mon, sport, if ya don't want ta' talk to me, atleast let me watch you." Jack scooted away from him. J: "Okay, that is.. genuinely.. creepy as hell..." Dave sat on the bed and leaned over Jack grinning. J: "You. Shoo. Stop that. And get out of my house, Dave." Dave laid down next to Jack and smiled. D: "Please let me stay for the night sportsy." Jack scooted away from Dave again then pushed him off the bed. J: "Maybe if you learned what soap is, I would consider it. Now get out, before my house smells like you too." D: "But dontcha want to spend time with good ol' me?" J: "Not for longer than I have to deal with you at work.. Now get out of my house." Dave sat on the bed again and looked at Jack. D: "Please, it's raining outside and it's cold." (Tangerine man) rolled his eyes and pointed to the floor. J: "You can stay for the night, but not in my bed. You sleep on the floor." Dave sat on the floor and leaned his arms on the side of the bed. D: "Sooooo, you wanna gossip about phoney?" J: "I'd like to go to sleep, now, if you actually want to sleep here, then sleep. Good. Night." D: "Good night.." - *I'M SORRY I WANT TO KEEP WRITING BUT THEN AGAIN MY DAD LOOKS AT MY PROJECTS AND I DON'T WANT HIM SEEING WHAT MY BRAIN CAN COOK UP-
*Audio: He broke my heart - ??? *Characters belong to DirectDoggo :'D - *HELP OH GOD THIS ACTUALLY CAME FROM MY BRAIN- - *HIIIIIIII DAD PLEASE DON'T READ THIS :DDDDDDDD
