Luke Skywalker: Superdall6000 (Taken) Obi-wan-kenobi: friendlyFire04 (Taken) Princess Leia: Crazy_Cherry76 (Taken) Narrator: Darth Vadar: Random stormtroopers: Random rebel soldiers: Han Solo: Surfboarddad (Taken) Chewbacca: C-3PO: R2-D2: (This role is kinda weird, if you want it you have to be able to make weird beeping sounds or find some weird beeping sounds)
Script: *Screen opens to rebel space ship* *Random rumbling* Random rebel soldier 1: Princess Leia we have a problem! Princess Leia: What's going on? Dramatic music build up Random rebel soldier 1: We're almost out of donuts! Princess Leia: (Whisper) Who recruited these people... Random rebel soldier 1: We have another problem too. Darth Vader is boarding our ship! Princess Leia: Who let him in?!?! Random rebel soldier 1: I don't know!! Random rebel soldier 2: Princess we need to get you to safety-- *Huge bang of door interrupts them* Darth Vadar steps in Princess Leia records a message wit ha robot called R2-D2 *Scene changes to Luke skywalker talking to R2-D2 and C-3PO In a desert igloo (IDK XD)* Luke Skywalker: So let me get this straight, you need to go give a message to some random dude called Obi-wan-kenobi and you want me to join you on an intergalactic adventure to save the universe from a guy with a weird mask and a severe case of Asthma called Darth vadar? C-3PO: Precisely! Luke Skywalker: IM IN! *Scene switches to Obi wan Kenobi's desert igloo* Obi wan Kenobi: Alright kid have this old lightsaber the belonged to your father Luke Skywalker:* He-he Bwoii meme* Obi-wan-Kenobi: Anyways, come with me we're going to go save the galaxy, oh and your uncle and aunt are gone because Darth vadar blew em up Luke skywalker has a horrified Luke on his face as the Emotional damage meme plays *Scene changes to A desert space port, where Obi wan Kenobi, Luke skywalker, R2-D2, and C-3Po are talking to a guy named Han Solo and an Alien names Chewy* Han Solo: So you want me to transport you to a highly defended death trap sphere called the Death Star which can destroy an entire planet for a few bucks? Obi-Wan-Kenobi: yes Han Solo: I am not doing that dude, If I did everyone would call me insane! Obi-wan-Kenobi: (Does weird hypnotizing arm movements) YOU WIL TRANSPORT US TO THE DEATH STAR FOR FREE! Han Solo: You know what I changed my mind! We're going to fly into the Death Star and I am definitely not doing this because some old Jedi hypnotized me Chewy gives sus rock face and the among sus sound plays. Scene Changes to Millennium falcon landing In the Death Star Han Solo: Alright we're here children Luke Skywalker: I am not a child Han Solo: Are you sure about that buddy Shows how tiny Luke looks lol (Not being mean to you Superdal6000 just showing how short Luke Skywalker is) Obi Wan Kenobi: Never mind that, let's go save the princess and blow up this giant dog toy in the sky. Stormtroopers walk into the ship and the team beats them up, and Luke and Han disguise themselves as stormtroopers and chewy disguised as a prisoner and Obi wan trying to find the core of the Death Star to blow it up. Luke and Han go rescue the princess and fall in a giant trash can with the princess. Luke: Hello! Leia: Um... Hi Han: Kid stop talking and help me! Luke and Han start attacking the stormtroopers with their blasters, but Luke is pretty bad Leia grabs Lukes blaster and headshots all the Stormtroopers. Luke: Um...wow Han opens a vent and everyone jumps in. Leia: Is this a good idea? Han: You have better one? They almost get squashed but C-3PO magically stops it from somewhere else. The 4 of them run away Into the hanger to see Obi wan fighting Darth vadar. Luke: We have to get Obi Wan Darth Vadar: This is your end Obi wan Kenobi Obi Wan: Maybe Bro leaves the server lol Luke:NOOOOOOOOOOOO... Is this is right? I barely met the guy Leia: Just get in the ship Luke Leia and Han Yeet Luke, R2-D2, and C-3PO in a ship and chewy runs in too. They all escape to rebel planet. Scene changes to rebel base on rebel planet. Random Rebel soldier: Ok then Luke flies his X-wing and drops a bunch of energy balls in the vent of the Death Star and it explodes. Any question? Leia: If there are none lets go blow up a deathstar! They all fly to the Death Star and Luke flies towards the vent. Darth vadar flies his ship near Luke's and starts shooting him Luke: HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP Chewy shoots at Darth vadar and damages Darth Vader's ship and he flies away into oblivion. Luke flies to the vent and drops the energy balls and the Death Star explodes! Scene changes to parade with Luke and Han getting medals. THE END
