Would I be a good mom? Let’s see! Sleepovers: 0-4 - If it’s at my house yes, If it's at someone else's I'm coming with 5-7 - If I know the parents well enough you can go anywhere 8-12 - Sure 13+ - See you next week? Bedtimes: (weekends) 0-4 - 7:00 5-7 - 7:30 8-10 - 8:00 11-12 - 8:30 13+ - Be in bed by 9-10, fall asleep whenever. Don't wake me up. Devices: 0-4 - No! 5-7 - No! 8-12 - iPad or Gap Phone. Possible Laptop. 13-15 - Laptop. Possibly iPhone if responsible enough. 16 - iPhone. Laptop. iPad. 17+ - Get it yourself. Makeup: 0-7 - Absolutely not. 8-12 - Still a no. Way too young. 13-14 - Don't agree but lightly. 15+ - Sure, buy it yourself. Grades: As and Bs - Where do you want to go to celebrate?! Cs - Not bad, but we all know you can do better. Need extra help from someone? Fs - ............... Allowance: 0-4 - You shouldn't even know what money is this young. 5-7 - Nope. 8-12 - Yes. As you get older it will get better. If you've done extra without being asked you get extra. 13-15 - Sure, but since you're older it's going to be less 16+ - Time for a job! Smoking: 0-17 - WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK ME 18+ - I'LL BURN YOUR WHOLE STASH Dating: 0-5 - Kid crushes are cute, but no. 6-10 - I'll tell you about dating and how to tell if you like someone, but no. 11-13 - No 14-17 - I'm locking you in the house 18+ - Legally you are allowed. Rate me out of 100 in the comments!
Thanks to @Rainfromcloud ( @-CoralFernsby- ) for the remix! @PandiPlayz for the o.g. !
