Would I be a good mom? Let’s see! Btw, u can remix this! Sleepovers: 0-4 - Hmm playdates, you need to be social. As long as I'm there and know the parents. 5-7 - Maybe if I know the parents really well and If I can be camping outside the bedroom you're sleeping in. 8-12 - I guess, but I'm definitely going to be spying outside and knowing the parents. 13+ - where, and the parents. Maybe I'll hide a recording device in your bags. Bedtimes: (wkends) 0-4 - 7:00 5-7 - 8:30:9:00 8-10 - 9:30-10:00 11-12 - 10pm - 11pm 13+ - Midnight the latest. Just get good sleep. Devices: 0-4 - Maybe a little bit of educational tv shows. 5-7 - One hour of ipad plus maybe some educational tv shows 8-12 - iPad and tv, limited times 13+ - maybe a phone, but screen time and restricted apps. Makeup: 0-7 - ARE YOU THAT INSECURE? 8-12 - Chapstick if that even counts as makeup. 13+ - Maybe a little if your struggling in social skills. I will not allow you to be the high school mean girl. Grades: As and Bs - Great! Ice cream! Cs - Maybe study for a bit Fs - Maybe for the first two times it's fine. Failure makes you better. But after the third time! STUDY! Allowance: 0-4 - I buy you food, clothes, toys, and everything! What do you need money for? 5-7 - What do you need money for? I'll put money in your savings. 8-12 - Hmm, maybe if you are going to start a business with this money. You must ask me permission to use it though 13-16 - Start a business already! 17+ - Sure, maybe if you'll start a business with it. Smoking: ARE YOU DEPRESSED OR SOMETHING? NEVER EVER! Rate me out of 100 in the comments!
