i’m going to be CAMPING for the next 2 days!!! can you believe it? i am petrified and horrified because i will be somewhere i don’t know, without my handy little tablet and even without my FAMILY!!! so much fun.. as i am writing this, i am mentally shivering and my brain is convinced to give me severe anxiety and everlasting trauma/PTSD/etc. and other sorts of feelings that could result in mental unstableness! now, everything i just wrote is mostly overexaggerations and i know that it WILL go well (unless the unknown stands before me)!!! …little do i know, this camping trip will be a hit or miss scenario: i will either, A: make so many good memories and feel so relieved once it’s over, B: experience a disaster of a moment that will influence my future endeavours by severely harming my reputation, result in high amounts of trauma, and be bullied, harassed and abused for all of eternity, or C: both of the above. if you chose C, you are right, before C stands for CORRECT!!!!! like mirabel from the box office hit disney movie encanto, my fate is undecided and destiny cannot await for one second until i choose what destiny waits for, for my sheer terror and future maydays both shall sum up my thoughts on what this camping trip MAY be like!!! on the upside, griffpatch posted a project that tells you how to save projects (because the project could not save bug has become very widespread throughout the community) and it turns out that you can just sign out and sign back in again to fix it!!! can you believe it??? well, what if i told you that should i keep rambling on and on and on and on and on and on about this 2-day trip where i have a lack of ipads and relatives (only school peers), 2 or more books, an inflatable pillow that i cannot inflate, several pieces of clothing, and SO many more items that i could increase the length of these already-long ‘instructions’ (i put it in quotation marks because these aren’t instructions unless you are between a rock and a hard place and want to relate to EVERYTHING a newbie to camping has to say for themselves, and you think this project is a prime example of what a noob to camping SHOULD think about their upcoming lasts-more-than-a-bunch-of-hours trip and somehow find this at least SOMEWHAT helpful for some reason even though i’m a completely different person in comparison to you) by about a third of the length of the text by now, making it even longer than it already is right now. all i can say is, i may or may not be fine with it, since i am only one accident away from feeling the essence of pure humiliation and pain, but i have SO many likeable and popular teachers that so happen to conveniently have tagged along on the trip. what happens next is up to a 50/50. i have been partially dreading this day ever since i have made the ever-so-slightly poor decision of agreeing to join the party. this is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, so i must nourish it and treat it well (if the trip goes well). if you have read the entirety of this essay, then i congratulate you because you have spent so many ennui-inducing minutes of your life reading this text written by a young, clueless, autistic, very lightly asthmatic individual who feels anxiety and worry from his seemingly overpacked bags and his thoughts of duality towards a camping trip with the overall combined duration of 2 days. in case you don’t want to read ANY of that essay and want a short, simple summary of only so many words a few, have this short piece of text that tells the tale without the depth or length of a harry potter book (seriously, why are those books so LONG???): i am half anxious and half excited for a 2 day long camping trip and i have written an entire essay’s worth of writing dedicated entirely to describing how i, and i only, feel about said trip. once again, kudos to any of you who have wasted approximately a hundredth of your day reading this massive wall of text from start to finish, no pauses or delays, just reading. anyways, wish me the best of luck and, if you still have any spare time left, post this EVERYWHERE you go, far and wide, near and far. may you have a wonderful rest of your week, and may god have mercy on me for these camping shenanigans, and, well, what else can i say? goodbye for now, and scratch on! -mikegamecreater2020, 2024, having written his largest piece of text in his life
credits to all!!! i may or may not regret being on such a journey, such an adventure. if this project gets enough popularity, i will release the Plants vs Zombies: Herbs and Hi-Jinxes BETA, and, if i have a REALLY epic time, i will even tease you on a sequel to Precision, another highly anticipated game from 2022! goodbye for now, internet, and family! stay strong, all of you!
