Nowadays, when you buy a high-quality item from eBay, it arrives in the mail, you open the package, try it out, and realize you got scammed. This is what happens when Alfred plays a game against a computer with high-bounce balls (which Alfred bought from eBay, while the computer bought a legit one from Walmart).
Moral of the story: Don't buy any high-quality items from eBay, the only thing you'll get is a rubbish knock-off item. --Fun Facts: Original-- This is the first time I've used the Sad Trombone in a while ---FUN FACTS: eBay Edition--- *The first thing ever sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer. *The town of Bridgeville, CA was sold on eBay. IS THAT CRAZY OR WHAT?
