To the Leadership and Citizens of the United American Republic, It is with resolute determination and unwavering clarity that we, the sovereign entities united under the banner of the Kardshev Pact, hereby declare a state of total war against the United American Republic (UAR). This decision, reached through unanimous consensus by our leadership, is born of our absolute and uncompromising intent to eradicate every facet of your nation. The casus belli for this war is the unmistakable reality that the United American Republic is cringe. Your culture, politics, and societal constructs have perpetuated an existence that is antithetical to the values we hold sacred across our diverse coalition. The pervasive cringe that defines your nation has not only undermined the progress and harmony within your borders but has also threatened the sanctity of intergalactic dignity and decency. The United American Republic’s incessant propagation of banal trends, insipid policies, and the banalization of once-revered institutions stands as an affront to the collective consciousness of the Kardshev Pact. Your nation has become a blight upon the stars, a festering sore of mediocrity and triviality that must be excised for the greater good of the cosmos. Thus, we declare our intent: Total Annihilation: We will mobilize the full might of our fleets, armies, and technological prowess to dismantle and obliterate every structure, system, and symbol associated with the United American Republic. Nothing shall remain of your existence. Cultural Erasure: Every record, relic, and remnant of your cringe-inducing culture will be expunged. The very memory of the United American Republic will be purged from the annals of history. Unyielding Resolve: We will not negotiate, we will not relent, and we will not halt our campaign until the last vestige of the United American Republic has been eradicated. Your nation’s cringe will not be tolerated in any form, now or in the future. The Kardshev Pact stands united in this endeavor. Our fleets have already begun their march, our armies are mobilized, and our resolve is ironclad. Prepare for the end, United American Republic, for your cringe shall be your undoing. There will be no further communication.
(credits to @AULogic because i copied his declaration-of-war project)
