As I started my search for Michael Jackson with Elon Musk and that uh... grass wacker, I got a call from my twin brother, Mr. No. He told me to turn around so I did. To nobody's surprise, he was standing right there. He said he wanted to help me fight Michael Jackson. I asked him why as we are usually mortal enemies. He claimed that he wanted to help me get Metal Beam back. His exact words: "Your stand is super lame, but I want to make sure you have a stand at all". I told him that Metal Beam wasn't lame, but he countered with the fact that Metal Beam isn't even named a band. He then summoned his super awesome looking stand, Ice Nine Kills, just to show off. Even though they were my favorite band (I'm not insane trust me) he got the one named after them. That was ok because Metal Beam was the best companion someone could ask for. So we went along with our journey. I deducted that the only place Michael Jackson could be hiding was a graveyard because that's where he's strongest. We made our way to the graveyard. Weirdly, MJ wasn't on top of a large mountain overlooking the place but doing the default dance on the ground. He turned to us and scowled. With an angry hee hee, he did the thriller dance. The thriller dance is a dangerous technique that makes the dead become zombies and do what you say. He ordered the zombies to attack us, "Fighting you myself is below me". Mr. No summoned Ice Nine Kills to fight off the zombies and said, "We'll take care of these guys. Go get Michael". Elon Musk bought all seven dragon balls and gave them to me. I wished for Metal Beam to become my stand again. This angered Michael, as he knew now I stood a chance against him. He turned into Mecha-Michael and fired 200,000 missiles at me. I did the infamous slide to the right to dodge them all. I used the slide to the left to dodge the second volley. And I used the criss cross to dodge the giant explosive shark he threw at me. I knew it was my turn to attack him. I summoned my stand, "Metal Beam. Get him".
Inspired by Cheeseman's Rambling series Might've cooked with the illustration again
