I dodged the SHAMONE! attack faster than the time I ran to the cafeteria because they had chicken tenders. The chorus of Lay All Your Love On Me started playing for some reason as me and Michael had a face off. He did a Jojo pose and threw his hat at me. The hat burst into a giant fire ball. I matrix dodged under it and threw a nearby whiffle ball bat at him like a spear, doming him in the face. This stunned him, so I used this opportunity to call my good friend Arthur Morgan. Arthur showed up, did a funny little dance, and then left. This was a super effective attack as Michael Jackson then blew up. It turned out it was just a robot clone of Michael Jackson. The real one was probably regaining his strength to fight me again. I pulled a scooter out of my back pocket because I needed to find Michael fast. Not just to avenge those flyers he destroyed, but to rescue Metal Beam. I remembered how even through my darkest moments Metal Beam was always there. The next thing I knew tears were running down my face and I was smashing my foot against the ground in rage so hard I caused a 7.3 earthquake. I angrily yelled so loud that the moon started moving closer to earth rather than away from it. I accidentally melted the handle bars of my scooter from grabbing them so hard. I knew one way or the other that the real Michael Jackson would pay for taking my one true friend away from me. I went back home to my town in Antarctica to ponder where he could be. I eventually got tired of thinking and threw on the TV instead. After an hour or so, I remembered that Michael Jackson lived in that town with the really weird architectural design. The one featured in Billie Jean and Penguins of Madagascar. I got my second scooter and made my way there. To continued...
Inspired by Cheesmans Rambling series. Gonna be honest my chromebook is sometimes working but sometimes not so this series is all I can really work on. Even here the quality of the illustrations will drastically change.
