Name of the creepypasta [Zero, Zero Numberblocks] ___________________________________________ The story/pasta [FULL STORY IN NOTES AND CREDITS]
Opening: Let's time travel back to December. December 4th, 2023, to be precise. That day was when the Colorblocks special "It's a Colourful Christmas" aired, 20 days after my birthday and no talk of back to school for the end of Christmas Vacation, unlike now sadly. Anyways, if you are living in the UK, you may or may not know a series on CBeebies, CBBC or BBC IPlayer called Numberblocks, owned by Bluezoo who also owns Colorblocks and Alphablocks'. How did I know? Well, one day, I was just scrolling the Learningblocks fandom, until somehow, something appeared in my files. It caused my file explorer to open automatically, which the recent file was 'ZEROZERONUMBERBLOCKSMAY112022TESTEPISODE'. "May 11, 2022 test episode?" I wondered, thinking that nothing like that existed. I clicked it in confusion, and...let's just say, I wasn't ready. The episode's intro: The intro was there, but the Numberblocks colors were a bit altered with Three, Nine, One, Four and Eight in their prototype colors and Seven's blocks in the color of his 6th block and was in a VHS quality, but as soon as "number fun!" was spoken, the intro glitched out like in the Tens version of the intro in The Land of the Giants but instead revealing the parts where "You can count on us!" and the logo appeared, The colors of the "Number" text was swapped the other way and the background was red instead of blue, It then glitched out again, The full episode: and here showed one in the same colors standing there. After 10 seconds, the screen glitched and 1,000,000 ones appeared. Then the first one said, "One, one glitch." The second one said "What do you mean glitch?" The third one said "I feel pretty unstable..." She then glitches up then the screen glitches the 1,000,001 ones into fours which share the same color as Four did in the intro. "What?" said the fours. Then the screen glitches and becomes one 0, but that 0 was a white one without legs. Zero said "ZERO!! ZERO NUMBERBLOCKS!!" in her normal voice" But the screen turned to static for 10 seconds. Then, One jumpscared me with nine's eyes and three's hat. The screen becomes 1,000 nines in the same color in the intro. They all sneeze out 1,000 ones, glitching the screen into 1,000,000,000,000 fives which share the same shade as they did in the intro. After 20 seconds, the screen glitches into a very glitchy one. She said "One, one glitch." As soon as she said glitch, the screen glitches into a black screen. 10 seconds later, the credits appear, but One was absent and the credits were all glitchy, The copyright notice was 2010, which was SUPER wrong because it was made in 2017 and was the same year Alphablocks first premiered. The last second of the credits, the screen glitches one last time, ending the episode. After the episode: "I-" I was shocked. This entire thing was CURSED. Not intended for children or...anyone! How did they not stop this from being made?! Mysteries for sure, but no one knows. Also, wasn't it made in like...May 11 of 2022 and not 2010, as stated in the file name? Anyways, I then deleted the video like my life depended on it and forgot about it. Though, I can't stop thinking about that jumpscare after the scene where Zero says "Zero, zero Numberblocks!", Turns out, that episode was called "Zero, Zero Numberblocks," and it's the banned prototype of the first episode of series 6. I was scared for life from watching that episode.
