I was just minding my business handing out flyers and such. When my neighbor Michael Jackson showed up and smacked them out of my hands. I though of the good times we had together as kids going to school at the space station. "Why're you doing this?!" I asked, but the hee hee man wanted nothing to do with it. He threw the flyers onto the ground and moonwalked on them, they were destroyed completely. Without hesitation I summoned my stand, Metal Beam, to attack him. However, before my stand could do anything we were hit by one of Michael's thermonuclear bombs and got sent flying into space. I knew the only way to stop myself from flying forever was to aim myself at the core of Mars. I heard Samuel Hayden the ps5 man telling me, "You can't just blow a hole in the surface of Mars". But it was too late. I landed smack dab in the equator of Mars with the force of 273 Doom Slayers. I was thinking about ways to get back to Earth when Zeus showed up. He was mad that I beat up his son, Ares a few days ago. I told my stand to hit him with the BONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONK which is just the ORAORAORAORAORA but worse. If you think about it, ORAORAORAORA is just the ATATATATATATATATATA but worse. Furthermore, The first few parts of Jojo is just Fist Of The North Star but worse. Anyways, Zeus was sent flying into the planet Jupiter, but then he became his Roman counterpart, Jupiter. We punched each other at the exact same time, or fists hitting each other. The force of the shock wave from these two punches punching each other was enough to make Galactus scared. I then grabbed Jupiter's foot and stubbed his toe against the giant crater I made on the surface of Mars when I was sent flying there. The force of his toe stubbing the ground made the crater even larger and then Mars shattered into a million pieces. Nonetheless Jupiter ceased to exist. I then swam my way through space back to Earth to exact my revenge on Michael Jackson. I might continue this series if enough people like it.
Inspired by Cheeseman's Rambling series
