Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SOSCP-007 is to be contained in an airtight heavy containment unit at Site-██, where no can openers are to be allowed within 250 meters of the chamber. Description: SOSCP-007, or Fizz Hair is a sentient soda can with a distinctive fizz leaking from its opening, giving it its name. When it is opened, large amounts of soda flow out with the only way to stop it being to cover the opening. However, SOSCP-007 is capable of using the now removed can opener at its top, and can regenerate lost metal. Incident-007-1 On January ██, ████, SOSCP-007 would be opened and Site-██ would be flooded for about 30 minutes until a team of experienced divers would retrieve SOSCP-007 and cover it. After this, its built-in can opener was removed and all can openers were banned within 250 meters of its containment cell.
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