“Gobo ultra is a creature of pure malice, hate and gluttony, all it does is eat, like a pig, it makes sure its prey is boneless, but I don’t really care, if I could light this thing on fire I would, unfortunately it is made of fire resistant goo, I wish I could kill this (censored) but unfortunately it is immortal, I hate its stupid little face, it can’t even disguise as gobo properly, saying this is gobo ultra is a lie, I would more call it gobo minus.”
Desc is inspired by that one page from the sml “wiki”