so today we played dodgeball in PE. and the best thing ever happened. so basically it was down to me and one other person on my team, and the other team had like 12 to 15 people at least. i got targeted first, because i was closer. one guy who had gotten me out in the previous game yells something mid throw, but i don't hear him because i'm too busy walking to the right. he misses, and is kinda irritated by that, so three of his friends fire at me. they all miss. soon, everyone on the other team is trying to get me. i just keep walking back and forth. a ball whizzes past the back of my neck, then another past my ankle, and another just missing my arm. at this point, the other team is in tears with laughter because no one can hit me even though i'm an easy target. i look towards the team sarcastically and notice they're running out of ammo, so i stop and kick a ball back to them. about 4 seconds pass, and one guy (a senior being a TA for the class) actually hits me by grazing my right lower leg. i, being the sarcastic and stupid teenager that i am, begin applauding loudly as i sit down to be out. and everyone died with laughter the end.
this team had at least three of the best athletes and dodgeball players in our class, keep in mind. and i beat them for a good while by walking back and forth. (maybe this story isn't as good as i think it is x3)
