entry for #2 so dudes name is joe because i can’t name stuff when joe was a wee little kitten thing his parents bob and paulina took him to mars where he went through some interesting puberty changes and became really emo looking and red BUT he was a really goof kitty who loved his parents. then his dad bob went out to go get the,, water one day cause mars is really watery and never came back womp. then joe’s mom paulina went to go become a skibbidi rizzler after that because she wanted to be snazzy and left in the middle of the day back to earth. so joe got real emo and started crying and then went to a really big body of water and broke his tail and then got mutated some more and now he’s constantly crying rivers from his tail. joey boi got spotify and his user was emomarsian321 because he was stuck in mars since he didn’t know how to get back to earth and then started to learn german so now all he says is ‘ich bin deprimiert‘. he listens to labour by paris paloma constantly and now floats around and drinks depresso espresso every day. he tried therapy a couple times but all the aliens on mars said he wasn’t a ‘skibbidi rizzler’ so now he got even more emo as he began to wonder if he was snazzy enough to be emo and then had an existential crisis and is now just emo. :thumbs_up: idk what im doing with life anymore guys.
