this isnt april fools, what're you talking about. heheheh. THE GAME GETS HARDER AS YOU PROGRESS. WAY HARDER. TRUST ME. CONTROLS: W and S for moving up and down (you can also use arrow keys if you're a weirdo) Space to shoot your toupee. there's also a shop to buy neato upgrades. try to get the high score
bing bing bong. but in reality tho the REAL, RPG version of Donald Trump's MLG Adventure will come out fairly soon. and by that i mean when im done with it i just felt like making this because i wanted to show that i wasn't dead and that i can make an annual april fools project. just keep an eye out for the real version. im about 50% done with it at the moment im writing this. FUN FACTS (if you even care) I made this as a sorta sequel to my other game i made called Pearl Simulator. It's essentially the same thing as this but with less content. This may be an accurate representation of my RPG form of this game. depends on how you look at it. Donald Trump is in a van because BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS. I've apparently gotten WAY better at coding then from my last games ive made (who knew) i could probably fit this into two or three sprites if i REALLY had to. probably not tho. I made this game in like 9 hours because i thought i wouldn't get it done within the 5 days i had until april fools. guess not tho. My friends REALLY love this game
