If you haven't read the project yet don't read this script yet unless you really want to audition! Jake, Jim, Larry, and Jordan are about to start a dungeon. Jake: You ready Jordan? Jordan: Yes. Jake: Larry? Larry: Yeah! Jake: Jim? Jim: No wait! Jake: What?!?!? Jim: I forgot mah magic undies! Jake: We're not suppoesed to wear anything. Jim: We're supposed to be naked?!?!? From inside dungeon. Larry: ZOMYGOSH it's magic poop armor! Jake: You idiot that's maramos! Jordan: I found a black key! Jim: Oooohooo EMO KEY! Jordan: You could say that... Jake: Just shut up! Jim: Okay. They go into another room. Jake: It's a puzzle! Larry: What did you think it was, Napoleon Dynamite in a bikini? Jake:... Jim: ZOMYGOSH there's a racoon! Jake: Shut up! They solve da puzzle and go to the next room. Jim: Bye awkward fishy eating racoon! Jake and Jordan:... Larry: Yay a pink key! Jordan: Pink it hurts my manly eyes! Jim: GUYS! everyone but Jim:WHAT? Jim: Well... I thought I fel t a hot ladies hand on my shoulder and I thought it was a stalker, so I ran into this cellar and got locked in. Jake: Well you're going to have to wait while Jordan and I smith. Larry: But I wanna' touch da prettah fire! Jake: Well TOO BAD! Jordan: Of all the dungeoneering parties I had to be invited to this one... Jake: What you say fool?!?!? Jordan: Uhhh.... your phone call has been missconected... Random thing: (Ghostly moan) Jim: Jake! Jake: What now? Jim: I'm sick, I think there's a stalker in the next cell, my butt hurts and this stone floor is NOT HELPING! Jake: Well I'm busy get yourself out of there. Jim: Busy with what, kissing Larry? Jake: I"m gonna' kill you. Jim: Oh gosh. Narrator: Sorry, we are experiencing techincal difficulties, please enjoy this music. ( plays nevah gonna give you up). Jake and Jordan: It burns my ears! Gaahhhh! Jordan: You devil woman! Narrator: Umm... I'm a guy. Everyone but Jim is in the lobby. Larry: (does jig emote) Jake: Just--jus are you listening to me?!?!? Larry: Nevah gonna give you up! Jordan: It's useless he's been taken over to the dark side. Run away run away! Jake: That was close! Jordan: (beeping noises) The voices are telling me to kill you Jake. Jake: What voices? Jordan: Oh you know Rick Astley, Aretha Franklin. All those good people. Jake: No, don't go to the dark side! You're the only other sane one here! Jordan: Jake I am your mother! Jake: Noooooooooo! Wait, what? Jim: (headbang emote on cell wall) Why-am-I-so-stupid! Random voice: I can take you to a happeh place. Jim: Ohmygosh ( does close up) you're... Jake comes in and finishes Jim's sentence. Jake: Rick Astley! Rick: Join us, join us! Jake: No no0b, I'ma firen mah lazar bwaaahhh!!! Rick dissapears. Jim: My idiotic heroe! Jake: Shut up. Jim: How did you get in? Jake: It was unlocked. Jim: You knew that the whole time didn't you? Jake: Yep. Jim: You devil woman. Jake: Anyway Jordan and Larry have joined the dark side. Jim: I know what to do. While Jake and Jim are walking to the lobby... Jim: Are we there yet? Jake: No Jim: What about now? Jake: No Jim: Now? Jake: NO! Jim: How about now? Jake: Shut up! They walk into the room jordan and Larry are dancing until Jim walks up. Jim: All the single ladys, all the single ladys! Jordan and LArry are cured. Random girl shows up Everyone but new girl: Who are you? Random girl: I am- TOO BE CONTINUED! Remember Jake, Jim, and Jordan are already taken. The narrator who is also any extras we have and Larry and the random girl who is coming in episode two is still availible for grabs! Put your audition as a video. ( Dear Mjd, (Jordan) my brother wants to see your audition video before we pick you so when ever you make it ell me). Enjoy and maybe you will be picked!
