Most of it is self-explanatory. In pong, Player 1 uses W and S to move up and down, while Player 2 uses the up and down arrows. Press the news article again to close out of it.
Credit to Smash Mouth, Semisonic, and Tears for Fears for music. Credit to Leo Tolstoy, Louisa May Alcott, and Shakespeare for the books. This was a collaborative effort between @a-peculiar-children (Who happens to be banned...) and I.