(BOOM. ANTHONY enters through a hole in the wall that he blew up. *SHADED, ONLY HIS EYES VISIBLE*) ANTHONY: WHAT. IS. UP. MY FELLAS!! THAT'S-- a hole in the wall. It was always there, right? Yeah, I'm goin' with yeah. Pretty ugly. (Sweeping rubble off himself, ANTHONY steps into the light and spots JONES. Gasps.) Jonesysause! Long time no see, aye?! (JONES, confused but excited, embraces ANTHONY. Looks at LYNX, his arm around Anthony's shoulder while ANTHONY's hand is around his waist. LYNX's Eye twitches slightly) JONES: This is Anthony! He's my friend from '95! (LYNX, forcing a smile, speaks through his teeth) Great to meet you-- (ANTHONY, interrupting him) Nice place you have here! Love how... (hesitates. Looks around, then turns to JONES. Teasingly.) This place sure is... Umm. Something. You sure you live here, Jonseysause? (JONES, not taking that as an insult, sweeps his hand around) Yes! it's such a lovely place! Oh yeah, you still with Skylar? ANTHONY: Nope! That bastard dumped me! Said they couldn't handle my EXPLOSIVE PERSONALITY!! LYNX, Under his breath: Wonder why... JONES: Well, Skylar can get squashed under a shoe for all I care. (said with some doubt. Anthony looks at him for a second, noticing how tense he is before they both explode into laughter.) LYNX: Excuse me, I have to... (Looks around, then points at the door to IZZ'S room) Help Izz with her homework. (Rushes off, camera follows him as he goes to his room and leans against the door. Whispering) What is wrong with me? (#3: __enter holymatilda's song here__) #BugJuice
