21/12/18: WHAT. EVEN. I finally figured out why this blew up, but please people. PLEASE STOP PLAYING THIS! I made it when I was young and bored. I stole nearly all the assets. This game sucks! But thank you all for the support nonetheless. PS. I will never update this again. I'm sorry. I had plans to release a sequel as an EXE, but that didn't work out.
RGJ,,NGREW
