Violet: I couldn't do this without you, Henry. Jekyll: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course. Violet: Two wrongs don’t make a right. Marion: *sighs* That’s true… Oak: But two negatives make a positive!!! Jekyll: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep. Oak, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are.. Amycus: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING! Jekyll: Why are you burning our {cure formula}!? Hyde: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt. Violet: Marion, don’t go picking a fight with Acula. Don’t forget, they’re powerful, they could make life difficult for you. Marion: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life. Violet, pointing to the wall: What color is this? Hyde: Gray. Oak: Grey. Violet, turning to Marion: Now tell them what color you think it is. Marion: Dark white. Violet, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies. Danny: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired? Violet: I have depression, what do you think? Marion/Jekyll: *bites lip* Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? Cop: That isn’t gonna work, hands behind your back. Marion: Okay, help me, please! Jekyll: Got two words for you. Marion: I bet they won't be helpful. Jekyll: Your problem. Marion: I was right. Jekyll: Okay, help me, please! Lanyon: Got two words for you. Jekyll: I bet they won't be helpful. Lanyon: Your problem. Jekyll: I was right. Oak, about Amycus: I like them, they have that, what do you call it? Hyde: Cold blooded ruthlessness? Oak: No, that’s not it. Oak: Ah, a kn, they have a kn Marion: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Oak. Amycus, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff? Marion: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood. Amycus: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood? Marion: You wanted fake blood? Amycus: Marion: I’ll go call Oak. Jekyll: Yes, I'm adopting Jasper and you cowards can't tell me no! Danny: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Violet: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Oak: Three of us saw it, Violet. How do you explain that? Violet: *points at Jekyll* Sleep deprivation. *points at Oak* Paranoia. *points at Amycus* Delusional personality disorder. Violet: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Hyde: Bet you I can! Jekyll: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper* Jekyll: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Hyde. Violet: But you're Hyde. Jekyll: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story. Oak: Amycus, Marion, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing? Amycus, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Marion is sitting atop: Oh nothing much. Marion: I love you too :) Violet: Jekyll, are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?! Jekyll: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water! Jekyll: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying. ✨
