New Sun (Phase 1): GET OUT HADEAN! New Sun (Phase 2): *launched solar flare at pluto* Pluto (Phase 1): IM TIDALLY LOCKED! Pluto (Phase 1): AAAAAAAAA Earth: What’s going on here. :/ Neptune: ? Jupiter: *still sleeping* Uranus: OMG WHATS HAPPENING?!?! Hadean (Phase 1): I did nothing wrong! Hadean (Phase 2): *crying*
Btw make a black hole pass by next, BUT DONT LET IT EAT ANY PLANETS. Note: (BYFATNSF means “Billion Years After The Star Formed”.) In other words: (Earth had a supermassive volcano named Mt. Nemesis forming, this made Earth volcanically active again in over 900.25 billion-ish years.)