Sun: EARTH LOOKS SOOOO TASTY! *licking chops at her* Earth: AAAAAAAAAAA Luna: *Sun ate him* Mars: STOP COOKING US! Jupiter: WERE NOT YOUR FOOD, STOP COOKING US!! Saturn: Why.. Titan: OMG SUN IS SO WIDE! Uranus: Pls don’t eat me.. Neptune: *almost crying* Triton (Phase 1): *forming* Triton (Phase 2): *formed* Pluto: *sigh* Charon: Sun, please do not eat Earth.. Eris: Why sun.. Dysnomia: noooo..
