Some more juicy matpat lore: He gained the element of cheese when his mom died because of a really big rat-looking shadow and that was before he was born and when he was born he got sad because his mom died later so he went to his dad but his dad already left to get the milk. so he was an orphan and THEN the orphanage caught on fire so everyone else died and he was the ONLY survivor. He then saw the rat that killed his mom and took revenge. He ATE THE RAT. he then gained the power of cheese and can shoot cheese lasers. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY MY BROS STILL SMILING DANG
oh thanks to terminal montage for inventing kirbo go watch his vids
