Would I be a good mum, guys? IF YOU'RE THINKING ABT REMIXING REMIX THE OG CREATOR (not me) Sleepovers: 0-4 - bro what ;skull; 5-7 - ehhhh depends 8-12 - yeah sure as long as it's reasonable and the other parents are fine with it 13+ - same as last one but with a twinge more trust Bedtimes: (wkends) 0-4 - 7:30-8:00pm 5-7 - 8:30-9:00pm 8-10 - 9:30 - 10pm 11-12 - 10pm-12am (the latter only if they've been good) 13+ - don't be sleep-deprived Devices: 0-4 - go play with your off-brand mlp plushies 5-7 - tv and perhaps my phone (NO YOUTUBE UNTIL 7) 8-12 - my phone (maybe they can get a phone or iPad at 12 if they are mature) 13+ - a phone( with some restrictions), tv, and maybe an iPad if they're artsy Makeup: 0-7 - eh I mean if you wanna do your fairy mermaid princess thingy then why not (YOU DON'T NEED EXPENSIVE SKINCRA) 8-12 - special occasions and maybe when they start middle school? AGAIN NO OVER THE TOP 13+ - yeah why not (NO ANTI-AGING STUFF UNTIL AT LEAST 18 THEN DO WHATEVER) Grades: As- you made me proud, KEEP IT UP! Bs- I raised you to be an Asian not a Bsian /j (irl that's fine by me as long as you tried your best) Cs - tutoring, perhaps? Fs - KHAN ACADEMY TIME! Overall: as long as you tried your best, grades do not matter to me Allowance: (NOTE: I HAVE NEVER HAD ONE NOT EVEN FOR CHORES BECAUSE MY DAD BELIEVES YOU SHOULDN'T BE PAID FOR BASIC DUTIES) 0-4 - what does bro even need money for ;skull; 5-7 - just ask for some money ig 8-12 - same as the one above 13-16 - get a job lol 17+ - YOU HAVE A JOB BROSKI Smoking: 0-17 - NUH UH 18+ - BRO REALLY WANTS THEM BLACK LUNGS HUH MAYBE I'LL GIVE YOU A BLACK EYE- /hj Rate me out of 100 in the comments!
alt title: asian from Ohio with nice parents(idk how) asks if her parenting skills are trash or nah